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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things I Learned My Freshman Year of College

(submitted by Asteria)

10. Adjusting the line spacing can make your papers look a lot longer. (Da Bomb)
9. Never warm socks in the microwave. (blue)
8. Karl Marx was not a Mark Brother. (Petals)
7. There is no such thing as a Plato Fun Factory. (Alfredo Garcia)
6. High School chicks really dig College guys! (javione)
5. 300 lb. football players rarely fit through a 2' x 3' window opening. (Been there, done that, lost the T-shirt)
4. I can be out of bed and in class in 3 minutes 23 seconds. (VsHerbie)
3. Everything I needed to know I really did learn in Kindergarden. (only me)
2. Day 1: Steak. Day 2: Stir Fry. Day 3: Beef Stroganoff. Day 4: Beef Stew. (JenLeeWoo)
1. Skittles and Mountain Dew make an extraordinary breakfast before exams. (TheRob)

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