Aides to the President. They are *really* wise, you know.
(D's wife)
Employ them as highway construction cones.
(jk60611)
Oompah loompah doopity doo let him work at a temp job-oo.
(Walrus)
Use him to get the discounted kid meals at Denny's.
(Topher)
Exploit his amazing rhyming ability to start a boy band and make millions!
(Topher)
Table leg, although it looks better if you can get a set of four.
(Splunge)
Get him to make an everlasting pot stash like the gob stopper.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
Try to raise their spirits by showing examples of another great Oompah Loompah, Ross Perot.
(Can I Finish?)
Tell them to work as a life coach. They can come up with stern little songs about why the client is such an emotional mess.
(bemused_meerkat)
See what happens if you crossbreed him with that out-of-work female Chumba Wumba you found.
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