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Top Ten Suspicious Statements on Form 1040
(submitted by bank_of_jamaica)
My dog ate my receipts.
(you to can be audited)
Occupation is listed as Superhero.
Two words: Imaginary Numbers
Number of Dependents: 367
Itemized deduction #43: $13,984--supplies for home-based meth lab
Please get papercuts here, here, and here.
Writing off money invested to help the family of a recently deceased Nigerian diplomat.
I'll give you 10 to 1 odds I didn't have any gambling earnings this year.
Occupation - legitimate businessman. Primary earnings - $500,000. Source - fell off a truck.
Deduction of $2800 for business loss on purchase of pound of oregano.
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