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Top Ten Rejected Fortune Cookie Messages

(submitted by LetTheWookieeWin)

10. The body has been found. (ChAsEtHeRaiN)
9. If you can read this you don't need glasses. (Toe9)
8. Your left leg will NOT be amputated. (Me)
7. Look behind you. (TheRob)
6. I can see up your nose. (Moe Pontiac)
5. We're sorry: we had a message that would have changed your life forever, but the fat guy at table six got there first. (bemused_meerkat)
4. He who conducts his affairs based on advice found in cheap baked goods is a knucklehead. (lefty)
3. Take a minute to gaze above and beyond your usual view. You may notice some stains on the ceiling. (neh?)
2. 404: Fortune Cookie Message Not Found (Ilsoap, Topher)
1. Keep your sense of humor; Always look to being number one. (Walrus)

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