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Top Ten Real Reasons We're on Orange Alert
(submitted by cellistsrock)
Tropicana lost a shipment of angry, genetically engineered mutants
Because mauve just doesn't convey that sense of urgency.
We accidentally mixed red alert and yellow alert.
Nobody would have taken a purple alert seriously.
On today's White House lunch menu: cooked carrots. Coincidence? I think not.
(Carrots are yucky)
More slimming color to hide holiday pounds.
(The Lizards Queen)
Terrorists found out the "undisclosed location" is a toll booth on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Some people somewhere might have something that might be...bad.
Fanta levels dangerously low.
The department of homeland security ran out of goldenrod paper.
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