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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Lies That Really Work

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10. All these security checks really do make us safe. (Maniac Bob)
9. Its not receding, I cut it this way.... (Drunken Vet Student)
8. Don't vote for me because I'm worthy: Vote for me because the other guy is an idiot! (Bob Clemmons)
7. The severed head was like that when I got here. (hog_ignorant)
6. Only 2 calories per gram! (Drunken Vet Student)
5. It is only kinky the first time. (The Frog Footman)
4. Just hold for one more minute (rorschak)
3. No, really, it's a brilliant idea, Mr. President. (meep the cynic)
2. Lower taxes! More services! (notMe)
1. No one else will ever see the tape, Paris...its just for us. (McNally)

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