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Top Ten Things WD-40 and Duct Tape Won't Do
(submitted by XLR8R)
College application essays.
They just weren't meant for leg waxing.
Find you love. Unless you've been looking in different places than I have.
Stop my dryer from jumping 5 feet across the laundry room when I turn it on.
They wont get you a date. I know. I've tried.
Program that darn VCR.
They won't secure your little brother to the ceiling- TRUST ME.
Neither one should ever, under any circumstances, be mistaken for hairspray
(no more 80s!)
Duct tape and WD-40 can't get you love, but they certainly can help you to detain it.
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