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Gray Davis' Top Ten Excuses for Losing the California Re-call Election
(submitted by Deimodius)
Didn't drink as many power shakes as the big guy
Governing ungrateful Californians, or vacation in Hawaii? The choice is clear.
His lack of prowess in the dead-lift competition
It was the only way he would ever get to be on Dave Letterman.
That's what he gets for his bad local paper review of 'Kindergarten Cop' all those years ago
Thought the recall would be blocked by that Do Not Call list thing
Hard to concentrate on campaigning when you have Gary Coleman biting at your ankles
Voters were convinced it was the Oscars.
(Bobby Plant )
There were just too many other candidates running on the unknown, unqualified, uninformed platform.
Now that he's been recalled, he can pursue a lucrative career as an action movie star in Hollywood.
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