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Top Ten Red Flags in Online Dating Profiles
(submitted by my turn-ons include puppies, sunsets, and long walks on the beach)
'No Photo Availaible'
SF, 22, looking for a rich SM or DM, 70+, with no heirs and in poor physical condition.
His biggest achievement has been that he may already be a winner in the reader's Digest Sweepstakes.
Turn Ons: walking on the beach, snuggling, three-ways.
"...minimal number of parole violations..."
"Loves Long Walks on Beach" really means: Forget sitting on your butt watching the game this Saturday!
Describes himself as a "hands on" type of priest.
That thing about "Really loving children" was also listed in his police record!
I'm looking for a lady...or similar...
Me and my Paladin (Norbor) slew 300 goblins with our +2 vorpal axe and we rescued Xarandrap (a 50th !! level mage), who now owes us a ....
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