If aliens ever do attempt to land, fire up indiscriminatly and run in a left, right, left, right, left pattern.
(Mr. MiKeYLaW!!)
Monkeys have an endless supply of barrels.
(Kent)
There is no such thing as the "Final" Fantasy.
(padreglcc)
Hedgehogs can rotate at 600 rpm.
(Monty Python Fan)
There actually is an acceptable sustitute for dating, no matter what your mom says.
(andy)
If that "Killer Asteroid" ever does come at the Earth, the crew of the Space Shuttle just needs to know two things: Spin & Fire.
(hoss)
People don't mimic video games. Take Pacman for example. We don't hang around in dark rooms with odd flashing lights and funky music while eating magical pills.
(BK(wait a minute...)red)
Inorder to get more cash fast, bash your head into a brick overhang repeatedly. Obtain enough, and you will live forever.
(Duh., The Big Cheeze)
Happiness can be purchased for 25 cents.
(rocketman)
"Sorry, but the Princess is in another Castle."
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