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Top Ten Reasons the 0 on Your Keyboard is After the 9
(submitted by The Outraged Duk)
The one made it look fat.
It's like sitting at the back of the school bus... wayyyy cooler.
The windy sign on the left of it pushed it to the back. It's only a matter of time until the 1 to gets pushed to the back.
It prefers the company of the other 'well-rounded' numbers.
Lost a bet with the 5.
Numbers 1 through 9 negotiated better contracts.
Tilde payed good money to be placed beside the 1, so it was either the 0 or the 2.
Keyboard-gnomes! It's the *&%-damned Keyboard-gnomes!!!
It owes money to 3, which everyone knows is the crime lord of the keyboard.
The democrats are up to no good again.
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