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Top Ten Changes If Arnold Schwarzenegger is Elected Governor of California
"English as a Second Language" will become a top educational priority.
Minnesota will no longer be able claim that "Our Governor Can Beat Up Your Governonr" without some discussion.
All state employees' uniforms wil be a black leather jacket with sunglasses
Anyone who tries another recall election will be quickly terminated.
The state's spelling would be changed to Cah-lee-FORN-ya (hypens included).
(Oops I did it again., Major Tom, I'll be Bach)
The Lt. Governor position will be renamed "Governor's Work-out Buddy."
School Fire Alarms will be changed to 'GEHT DAWWWWN!'
Bad Arnold impersonations will be a jailable offense.
California will gain a reputation where anything goofy can happen... oh, nevermind
Record wind storms in Washington State as ex-Californians breathe sighs of relief that they're not there anymore
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