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Top Ten Signs You Picked A Bad Psychotherapist
(submitted by El_Jefe)
He asks if you would mind if his mother sat in to observe your session.
While you are talking, he passes the time by solemnly spinning round and round on his desk chair.
After two sessions all the issues you had with your mother and father are overshadowed by an all-consuming fear of leprechauns.
His shelves are filled with a complete set of "Home Plumbing" how-to books.
Six colonic irrigations in an hour seems like a lot for the first visit.
After diagnosing you with multiple-personality disorder he refuses to treat you and then asks your other personality out on a date.
His business card says, "I'm not only the president, I'm also a client!"
All the sex simply can't be good for the doctor patient relationship.
You tell him you've been having thoughts of suicide. He immediately requires all payment in advance.
(Skating "The voices in my head tell me what to do" Zebra)
The couch is a rotating king-sized heart.
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