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Top Ten Reasons To Get Your Ph.D.
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Your last name is Elmer; people can call you Elmer Phd.
It's fun to say, "Well, actually, I AM a rocket scientist. I still can't make sense of this."
Over compensation for driving a beater of a car.
(Carl the bear)
Solves that darned "Mrs.", "Ms.", "Miss" controversy.
Tired of just being called "Mr. Evil" all the time.
So you have something to wipe the grease off your hands while working in McDonalds
Big hole in your schedule since "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" went off the air
As my dear daddy said, "Learn something new every day and you'll never have to pay back your student loans."
Think about it: do you want to be running a top ten list with your best friend when you're in your late 20's?
(Steve hates Wisconsin)
Now that I have a larger penis, unending sex drive, and dozens of girlfriends, it's the ONLY thing I STILL get spammed about.
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