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Top Ten Signs It's Time To Stop Living With Your Parents
(submitted by SPLAT)
Your kids ask you "When am I getting my OWN room?"
You've developed a taste for V8, The Mama's & The Papa's, and "When I was your age" Stories.
Your mom insists that it's your long gray hairs getting stuck in the vacuum, not hers.
"So, your place or my parent's" just doesn't have that ring.
Mom and Dad have a fight and it really is because of you.
Life just isn't the same after they ruined your third marriage by telling your wife "Jimmy's not allowed sleepover, anymore."
(Drunken Vet Student)
The nurse at the retirement home insists that your mom must finish her applesauce before she can tuck you in.
After 40 years, you would think they would leave.
The mortician tells you that it's illegal to live in a cemetary.
Your mom refuses to continue doing your laundry unless you share your social security checks.
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