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Top Ten Reasons Dorothy Left Oz
(submitted by k.a)
She found she could make a fortune selling those ruby red slippers on e-bay.
No Krispy Kreme doughnut store
Though his new brain made him a snappy conversationalist, the Scarecrow still had intimacy issues.
Due to suburban sprawl around Lollipop Land, her daily commute on the Yellow Brick Road became a 90 minute ordeal.
(AckThwap, HomieSimpson, Snuk!)
She didn't leave as much as was voted off by the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man.
"Wanted in the murder of two long time residents: last seen in blue gingham pinnafore and red shoes..."
(Bob Clemmons, Piz-Naul, El Barton)
Tin Man's drunken anti-steel outbursts
The improptu sing-song became annoying.
How could a woman stay anywhere with only one pair of shoes?
(Steve hates Wisconsin)
Things just got uncomfortable after Glenda announced she was a lesbian.
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