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Top Ten Reasons to Repeat Middle School
(submitted by Jabba the Fatt)
All the chocolate milk you can drink
(david scully, calcium helps us play!!!)
Naptime is too easy. Calculus is too hard.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
It's almost impossible to get a game of kickball going after work or college classes.
To make up for all the "Will you go out with me? Check yes or no" notes you didn't send the first time
To get one more shot at a good school picture
Able to speak to the opposite sex now. Want to try it out.
With today's advances in hostile, society-pressured youth, middle school offers all the potential for TV-quality violence of high school, but with only half the consequences.
Yearly assemblies with Officer Jim keep you up-to-date on the best street drugs.
You just got your first Viagra prescription filled and need a refresher Sex Ed course.
You're just not emotionally scarred enough yet.
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