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Top Ten Things Not to say at Your Job Interview
(submitted by MT Nester)
"I've been an exotic dancer for 5 years now, but I would really like to teach children."
"Do I have any computer experience? Of course! I've downloaded over 8500 MP3 songs and porno movies!"
(Computer Professional (JDAii))
"Experience in web design? Well, I've co-maintained a Top Ten list site for a few years."
"I shared a cell with your chief financial officer. He spoke highly of you."
"So my aunt Florence, the one i told you had an ulcer -- not the aunt that had the broken washing machine -- well there was this time she didnt have any toll money . . ."
"I think I'll let Mr. Socko field that one."
"I brought my own cup to pee in."
"Frankly Mr. Eisner, I've never really cared for mice."
"Can I have a raise?"
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