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Top Ten Surprises in the New James Bond Movie
(submitted by Bob Clemmons)
Bond outs himself as gay and the era of the "Bond boy" begins.
Woody Allen is James Bond.
Instead of getting high tech gadgets from Q, you see Bond buying them on eBay.
The enemies are Boris and Natasha from "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show."
(What the DILLY-O?!)
"James, I am you father!"
The new bond girl is played by Rosie O'Donnell.
(worst day of my life, hoss)
The bullets from the assault weapons never hit James Bond, so the bad guys give up and throw rocks at him.
Budget shortfall forces 007 to use Honda Civic as a getaway car.
Bond asks a beautiful lady for a current AIDS test and a six month sexual partner history before hopping in the sack with her.
Halle Berry fights the bad guy with a teary acceptance speech.
(Bob... James Bob)
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