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Top Ten Signs You've Reached the End of the Internet
(submitted by hotshot_724)
You enter a chat room with Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis and the old lady that used to say "Where's the Beef?"
Your next click takes you to back to ARPANET.
You see a group of elves madly trying to lay cable as fast as they can.
Error 666: error 404 not found.
Your modem falls over a cliff.
The pages turn pink like at the end of a grocery tape roll.
The ending credits, then your browser stops and begins to rewind itself.
There's a sign that says "merging traffic-information super highway ends 1000 feet".
'Sorry, xgfjimnstyhm.com is already registered'
600 million pages of footnotes.
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