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Top Ten Reasons for Invading Canada
(submitted by Darkpaw)
We love beer... they have beer...you do the math.
It's been nearly 200 years since they burned down our capital, I think it's time for a little retribution.
They refuse to export their superior donut-making technology to the USA.
Unconfirmed reports of Osama hiding in the Yukon.
Latest poll: Americans tired of bringing passports when driving to Alaska.
Cement our position as the Harlem Globetrotters of international armed conflict.
We just can't sit around while NATO does nothing
They're not against Iraq, so they must be goddam terrorists!
(nuke 'em all)
to get rid of those damn canadian coins!
To stop the illegal flow of cold fronts across the border.
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