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Top Ten Signs Your Company Will Go Belly Up
(submitted by Mcnamara & Anderson)
Microsoft decides that your core product is something they could rip off and bundle with their next OS.
Your boss insists that the $3 million spent on Swiss Cheese every year is for "the good of the company".
Your entire marketing strategy has been reduced to a single cardboard cut-out of Mr. T outside the front entrance.
That memo about conserving pencil lead and recycling staples was a red flag.
Instead of a comprehensive dental plan, they give you toast.
Only crazy people would buy saddles for squirrels and they have no money.
You're on COD with the power company.
Charles Schwab rates you as "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SELL NOW!"
You just found an I.O.U. for 4 billion dollars in the petty cash box.
(Oops I did it again.)
Every time you use the network printer you have to remove a stack of employee resumes to find your papers.
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