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Top Ten Things To Do If Stuck in a Bad Movie
(submitted by xman)
Keep yelling shut up when everyone gets quiet.
Pretend you're in Mystery Science Theatre, and toss in dialog with those seated next to you.
Run up to the front of the theater and get everyone to do the wave.
Grab a lightsaber and poke the fat people.
Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat.
Sit next to those two robots and the guy in the spacesuit hanging out in the front row.
Crawl around on your hands and knees yelling "has anyone seen my pants?"
Two words: Shadow puppets.
Sprinkle popcorn down the aisle, stick two candy boxes to your shoes and ski your way down to the front row.
Escape through one of the plot holes.
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