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Top Ten Signs You Are at a Bad Theme Park
(submitted by Chuckman 2)
The "Big Rock of Excitement" just isn't that fun to stare at anymore.
Sign at entrance boasts: "Now 12 days without ride-related deaths!"
Costumed characters keep grabbing your mom's rear.
The tram operater tells the guests "If you are not back on this tram by 10 PM, I am outta here. Only a fool stays iin this park after 10!"
You can get your picture with Mickey Moose and Ronald Duck.
The airplane ride is a guy spinning you over his head.
Sign at enterance says "As seen on 'Cops'".
The main theme areas are Accounting World. Auto Junkyardland, and the Civil Service Pyramid.
Its mascot is Weasy, the Mangy Rabid Bear.
The only tie-in to a popular movie you can find is the surly staff reminescent of Clerks.
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