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Top Ten Excuses for Applying for a Tax Deadline Extension
(submitted by El_Jefe)
You're still waiting to hear back from your Caribbean Holding Companies to see if everything's okay.
That auditor last year was totally hot, and you're hoping they'll be sent 'round again.
"I haven't filed in three years so it's taking a litter longer than I expected, give me a break."
Your shredder is on the blink.
You haven't been home for the last 5 months because you're waiting in line to see Star Wars: Episode II.
You're still trying to figure out how to deduct the $1200 you spent on American flags and $300 you spent painting your lawn like a flag last October.
"I'm waiting for Richard Simmons to get back to me. I think I can deduct my butt as a dependent."
You have not found Cliff's Notes for form 1040A yet.
The tax code book on tape taking longer to get through than you originally estimated.
"Do you have any idea how long it takes to fill out a tax form entirely in haiku?"
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