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Gandalf the Grey's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by LaZorra)
People continuously asking him to pull a rabbit out of his hat
When he accidentally puts red socks in with his laundry and has to go around as "Gandalf the Pink" for a week
(Krig the Viking)
Clean shaven at 8:00 am... Long white beard at 8:05 am
Squealing little fan-hobbits who only want to know "Omigod! What was it like being THAT close to Frodo!?!?! He's so hot!!"
(The Lizard Queen)
Hobbits using his staff to scrape stuff off their boots
He's powerful, ancient, and wise with magical powers. Yet, he takes a back seat to some kid with hairy toes.
People mistaking him for a garden gnome because of the hat
Still mad about getting rejected for the "Defense Against the Dark Arts" post at Hogwarts
TV antique appraiser only valued the Ring at $50.
Black is so much more slimming.
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