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Top Ten Christmas Party Faux Pas
(submitted by ASB)
Inviting the Jewish Defense League and the P.L.O.
Comparing the pistachio/marshmallow salad to guacamole puke
A mistletoe belt buckle
Re-arranging the host's creche so one of the wisemen is humping the lamb
Hitting on the boss' poodle
Playing Anna Nichole Smith's Christmas carol CD
Not waiting for the office ladies to get stupidly drunk before trying to make out with them
Picking your toenails with your keys during dinner -- even if they're CLEAN keys
Serving the best reindeer stew you've ever made
Not cleaning glass on office copier after illicit use
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