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Top Ten Excuses for Seeing the Harry Potter Movie
(submitted by Magik)
Too lazy to read a children's book
What? You mean it's not about hirsute gardeners?
You thought that the movie 'Ocean's' was in screen 11 and had already gotten comfortable when some giant harry guy appeared on the screen instead of George Clooney.
One should never ignore an opportunity to piss off the Christian fundamentalists.
You've been trying for years to get your kids involved with evil black magic, but so far watching reruns of "Bewitched" hasn't worked.
Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?.... Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?.... Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?.... Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?.... Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?.... Mom, can we go?... Mom, can we go?....
While attempting to shop for groceries, you were swept into the theatre by a wave of small children in wizard costumes.
(Krig the Viking)
"I just went to see the Attack of the Clones Trailer. What do you think I am, some kind of Geek?"
Because if you don't, the terrorists would win
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