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Top Ten Reasons for NASA to Go Back to Mars
(submitted by Dan)
To make the new TV show: Battle bots on mars, remote control rage on the Red Planet
(Cluster, someone else)
To open a Starbucks Franchise
Gotta see if that five-cents-a-minute phone rate is really good from anywhere
They don't think we have enough of that "dirt" stuff here on earth; they're going to bring some from Mars.
"There's a rock formation that looks like a butt print! Maybe it's a form of life!"
The shuttle landed on the "Go Directly to Mars, Do Not Collect $2 Million" square.
The Martians want to know if we're done with their soil samples yet.
They can get a 50 cent deposit on the Mars Rover.
To try out MapQuest's new 'Planets at your fingertips' direction -- their own directions don't seem to work.
The left Pathfinder in a "No Parking" zone with the blinkers on.
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