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Top Ten Perks of Working for the WWF
(submitted by juparc chacar
If you get fired, you can show up the next day wearing a mask.
(juparc chacar (email@example.com))
There's always someone who can open the ketchup bottle.
(Maniac Bob, vipercat)
With all those big sweaty guys around, no one notices if you don't shower for a couple days.
You can use the term 'bulking up' as an excuse to eat like a pig.
You can take out all your anger from your family and use on some total stranger in the ring with you.
All the rhinestone-encrusted, size-38 bikini briefs a guy could ever want.
As a starting place for a political career, it's way cheaper than law school.
The locker room debates about the validity of Locke's views on empiricism.
(A Young Flossofer)
All of the fun of being in a soap opera, while still being able to hit someone.
Dress down Friday gets real interesting.
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