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Top Ten Ways To Make The World Series Interesting
(submitted by Nub yu Nat)
Blindfold the batters during the odd innings, and the pitchers during the even innings.
(Wanna buy some air time)
Substitute baseballs with giant meatballs with pasta sauce.
If you get hit with the ball, you're out.
(Faux Pas, snagswolf)
Replace regular lights with strobe lights for night games.
Give batters the choice: Clockwise around the bases, or counterclockwise.
Import some crazy european soccer fans, and tell them that their favorite Manchester United player will be making a guest appearance.
Add a Borg Umpire. Hey. It worked for Voyager.
Surround home plate with quicksand.
Fans get to vote people off the field.
(Gonads and Strife Weeeeeeeeee!)
Change home plate to where second base is, and put the fielders in the stands.
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