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Top Ten Things to Leave Off Your Resume
(submitted by Faux Pas)
Significant accomplishment at previous job: World's longest paper clip chain
Towel Boy for High School Chess Team (1987-1991)
Charisma Coach for Al Gore, 1988 - 2001
1999-Present: Living off of the settlement from the lawsuit against my previous employer
1985-1996? : Alcohol Induced Blackout
That homicide incident with the jackhammer
Previous Employer: US Postal Service. Reason for leaving: Disgruntled.
The name of the guy whose resume you copied.
"As seen on WWF"
(What the DILLY-O?!)
Script Supervisor for 'Battlefield Earth'
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