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Top Ten Signs Your Dad is Really in the WWF
(submitted by BIG NASTY)
Comes down to breakfast each morning in blue & green spandex and a mask.
Mom constantly complains about having to wash three loads of dad's tights a week!
Instead of "Dad", asks everyone to call him "Big Daddy Crusher".
After he walks in the door each day, he flexes his arms and says, "WHO'S READY TO RUMBLE?"
No groundings for you! Only "receiving the Smackdown" or a steel chair to the head.
Bald, 6'5", 300 pounds, a voice like a cement mixer. Only works on Saturday night, and wears tights on the job!
(Oops I did it again.)
You like to brag to your friends: "My dad can pretend to beat up your dad."
Insist on a "no holds barred" clause when the family plays "Twister".
At his company picnic, instead of three-legged race, they have steel cage death match.
'Compacts' the garbage every night with an atomic pile driver off the dish washer.
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