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Top Ten Signs You're Attending a Bad Party
(submitted by President Kang)
Two guys just got into a fistfight over "which is the best Barry Manilow song of all time?"
The punch is spiked... with prune juice.
The polka band leaves because your grandmother keeps coming on to them.
After an offer to go to the "back room" you find yourself cleaning the kitchen.
The music system consists of a Mickey Mouse record player and two dozen Sesame Street 45's.
You discovered that R.S.V.P. on the invitation actually stood for Retired Seniors Viagra Party.
(The Battery Guy)
As you're arriving, the paramedics are wheeling 3 people out with "hamster-related" injuries.
They just tapped their sixth keg of YooHoo and people are starting to get crazy!
You walk in and the music that is blaring is the pan flute.
The highlight is when the cat walks through the kitchen and the silence is broken by everybody saying "Hi Kitty."
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