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Top Ten Signs You Need a New Car
(submitted by Slowpoke)
Grass is growing on the back seat.
You find it very difficult to drive with three boots on the wheels.
(Go Gator Go.)
You have a bumper sticker that says "honk if parts fall off."
The elderly drivers on the road are tailgating you.
You are accused of being the driver in a push-by shooting.
You used to climb out through the window to copy the Dukes of Hazzard, now you do it to keep the door from falling off.
You'd get to work faster riding your cat.
Every time you make a left, you are overpowered by the smell of melting duct tape.
You have to find a downhill route to AND from the store.
You're able to push the pedal beyond the metal.
(whatever, El Booya, and A Hopeless Attempt)
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