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Top Ten Reasons To End A Perfectly Good Relationship
(submitted by Uncle Bob)
Her birthday and Valentine's Day are only a week apart. You can get back together in March.
Because he was absolutely exactly everything you have ever wanted in a man, and that's a sure sign of impending disaster
She had this crazy idea that you'd been listening for the past 8 months.
You are sick and tired of having to wash the sheets more than once a year.
After three years on the island, she hasn't answered one of your messages-in-a-bottle.
He parts his hair to the left.
Your significant other swore that "Eyes Wide Shut" would be a hit.
Your 30 free hours of on-line access are just about up.
Perfectly Good Relationships are *so* Not Goth.
You meet the family - including her supermodel sister.
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