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Top Ten Sign You May Just Be A Redneck

(submitted by Frost)

10. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. (Betty Lou)
9. If ya gotta put orange bicycle flags on the kids to find 'em when they play in the yard. (AnArkie)
8. You've asked you barber to make your haircut look "a little more like Billy Ray Cyrus". (Fluff)
7. You have 6 cars in your yard up on blocks, but your house in on wheels. (Sandman)
6. A family feud arises Sunday morning between family members who want to watch Jimmy Swaggart and those who want to watch WWF. (Fatty)
5. Your mother is also your sister, aunt and niece. And worse, your grandmother is also your father. And you just found all that out on Jerry Springer. (krayZpaving)
4. The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it . (Neo)
3. Everytime you hear a Jeff Foxworthy joke, you think to youself, "Hell, that ain't funny." (Warlok)
2. If your home has ever been in an accident on the freeway. (detectorbill)
1. You mow your lawn and find a car. (david)

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