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Top Ten Uses for Leftover Pumpkins
(submitted by k.a)
Ask Oil of Olay for a refund on their "age defying" moisturizer. Send a picture of your pumpkin.
Scatter them all over the Van Pelts' yard to scare the bejeezus out of Linus.
Replace those unsightly animal heads over the fireplace.
Attract ants for your ant farm.
Sequel to "American Pie"
Dress up in a frilly gown, hook up a team of mice to the pumpkin, and try to pass yourself off as someone's Fairy Godmother.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, pumpkin-kabobs, pumpkin creole, pumpkin gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple pumpkin, lemon pumpkin, coconut pumpkin, pepper pumpkin, pumpkin soup, pumpkin stew, pumpkin salad, pumpkin and potatoes, pumpkin burger, pumpkin sandwich. That- that's about it.
Finally, you don't have to spend Thanksgiving alone.
Since they're still sitting beside the door, might as well use them again this year; the rotting just makes them seem scarier.
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