Crime in Dallas is down 15%. because the criminals are on the field.
(Spinboy, Ev)
Price of "FoamFinger.com" stock just jumped 400%.
(kyl, zimbo)
Evening church service is moved to the pastor's house and is now called "Half-time with the Big Guy."
(BBTocino)
The sky in Wisconsin takes on a yellow hue as the sunlight reflects off the cheese head hats.
(DJ)
Sports Illustrated starts hyping a "Genuine Pigskin Phone" free to new subscribers.
(Laffman)
Sales of Lazee Boys, Bud, and Cheetos account for 75% of GDP.
(JimmyH)
There's a naked man in your front yard covered in green and yellow paint holding a TV and screaming. It's your husband.
(ArtistFormerlyKnownAsPrincess)
Much more creative advertising spots, designed for the sophisticated NFL viewers
(Earl n Edna)
You spike your overhead slides after a successful presentation.
(Dan)
Men are unashamed to hug each other without their shirts on.
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