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Top Ten Surprises of the Republican National Convention
NBC pre-empted "Must See TV" to provide coverage.
Animated robots acted like fanatics while the real delegates were sleeping.
Dan Quayle was carded at the bar for the 18th year in a row.
John McCain's statement that the US was the "phattest, flyest, dopest nation in the wiz-orld!"
Actually only three people showed up. Tricky camera angles made it look like a crowd.
George W. Bush began acceptance speech with "Wassssaaaah?!"
During the convention Reagan wondered onto the stage and started nominating everybody to be president.
McCain immediately left in Freedom Express for a 3 day bender in Atlantic City
"Survivor"-type voting allowed states to vote other state delegates off of the floor.
The bathing suit portion of contest counted for only 40% of the votes.
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