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Top Ten Most Frequently Uttered Phrases at 5 A.M.
(submitted by Dark Star)
"1,008,971...1,008,972...Damn sheep just keeping coming!"
(BBtocino, Geeta S)
"I paid for that [bleep]ing 24-Hour Fitness membership, and I'm gonna use it!"
"No - really! this is the last time I'll ever put off doing the term paper till the last day. Never again."
(Sweet potata pie!)
"If you hit snooze one more time, I'll kill you."
"No thank you, I am quite happy with my long distance service."
(Faux Pas, Warlok, KAKAzed)
"As long as I'm up, I might as well catch the worm."
"Just an hour until Kiana's Flex Appeal comes on"
"I didn't know my clock had a 5 a.m."
(Earl n Edna)
"cock-a-doodle-do my ass"
(JCBaxter, heather rhys meyers)
"You're full of it. It's not any later than two. I guarantee. Yeah I'll bet a hundred dollars on it."
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