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Sadam Hussein's Top Ten New Secret Weapons
(submitted by Frost)
An even longer stick that's even more pointy on the end
Al Gore and George W. Bush
The new stealth high altitude flying carpet
A highly explosive cuban cigar specially ordered for Mr. Clinton.
A huge banana cream pie the exact size of the Pentagon
"Baghdad Horse" virus which permanently sets your keyboard's language property to Arabic
Sodium pentathol mixed into every Big Gulp Slurpee his US operatives sell
The Philadelphia Police Department
The gas created by the Taco Bell chihuahua
365 new episodes of Big Brother
(fat boy slim)
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