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Jay Leno's Top Ten Pet Peeves
His razor gets dull before he can finish his chin.
(GC3, Sweet potata pie!)
Prankster Cable guy wires his TV to "all Dave Letterman" TV
Friends with small chins tricking him into coming over and putting pillowcases on their pillows
(juparc chacar (email@example.com))
When the tabloids find out his 67 Jag is really a reconditioned Datsun
The FDA has still not approved the Chin-Away Vanishing Cream developed by L'Oreal
After Talk Show Hosts Annual Picnic, endless taunts about losing arm-wrestling match to Rosie O'Donnell
People with really big noses
(Earl 'n Edna)
People who ask if his name rhymes with "Bean-o"
The O.J. trial ended.
People taking shelter under his chin when it rains
(NuT wItH a GuN)
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