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Top Ten Signs Your Inner-Child is Beginning to Take Over
(submitted by What the DILLY-O?!)
You have to eat everything drenched in ketchup.
Your computerized hand-held scheduler is replaced by a Trapper Keeper.
We replaced your expensive Victoria Secret lingerie with Wonder Woman underoos.
(Jack Handy )
Your Lexus has been replaced by a Barbie Jeep power wheels.
You are constantly pushing your wife down and pulling her hair in an attempt to get her to like you again after all the recent agruments... but giving her that dead frog you found didn't work.
The "wheels on the bus go round and round" CD Rom is in your laptop.
(Boscoe the cat and Cavaco the great and powerful)
There's a GI Joe in your briefcase, and you can't believe you left the Ultimate Battle Tank on your nightstand back at home.
The ice cream man is your favorite person in the whole world.
You don't remember what happened last night... because you went to sleep at 8:00 pm.
At your last performance review, you actually said "I know you are but what am I."
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