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Top Ten Reasons to Avoid Your 20 Year High School Reunion
(submitted by DaveA
There are lots of things your new wife is just better off not knowing.
Then: Han Solo lookalike. Now: Jabba the Hutt lookalike.
You graduated from MIT and all you've done with yourself is run some silly interactive top ten list.
Since you have graduated, a Latin heartthrob sharing your exact name has become popular.
(Richard (Ricky) Martin)
The crepe paper decorations will clash with your rainbow car wash jacket.
You've learned that the kid you all made fun of went off and started Microsoft.
(Emperor, Freak Boy of Junee, Boscoe the cat and Cavaco the great and powerful)
That hot chick you had a crush on is no longer hot, nor a chick.
You must keep your solemn vow to never speak to a human sole until the reuniting of the Tompson twins.
Old pot-head buddies will laugh at your .COM job, and abandoning dreams of roadie life.
You have officially reached the age when doing the "YMCA" dance makes you look REALLY stupid.
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