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Yoda's Top Ten Pet Peeves
The rising costs of Q-tips
Even his light saber is taller than himself.
The empty promises of wrinkle creams
Moving Pianos, it's heavy for us, easy for him, but after 800 years worth of neighbors asking you'd get tired too.
His role in Star Wars, while making him famous, has left him strongly type cast as an actor.
Those annoying hot-shot pilots that keep crashing into his swamp.
Being confused for Mini-Spock.
In a recent survey of sex appeal, he ranked below Jabba the Hut.
The Taco Bell chihuahua? Surprisingly, also a Jedi
The muppeteer's hands are always so damned cold!
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