The Chernobyl disaster could easily have been averted with a good, old fashioned, Hershey's Bar.
(Boom Oy!)
Ink pens are the perfect diameter for splicing cut fuel lines and repairing your busted jeep.
(Troco)
A first name isn't necessary to be successful.
(Dance free young man)
While you may not be able to conquer the world with it, a blade of grass and some sand sure do make one helluva bomb.
(KK)
Women are strangely attracted to men who can diffuse nuclear weapons with a handful of paperclips and a wad of gum.
(JAT)
Never give a prisoner access to paper clips, thread, or broken glass.
(lefty)
Outside a Swiss Army Knife, Physics is your best friend.
(Sean & Matt)
That you can survive a fiery explosion or a plunge into oily seawater and STILL have good hair
(Mo)
Guns are for the feeble and weak!
(Sir Donut)
That suspension of disbelief is a powerful weapon.
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